Wednesday, November 24, 2004

8th November Report

President-elect Bush won the game of politics in the United States. As many people celebrate, many Democrats are ready to throw eggs at the President like in his inaugural in 2000. Mr Cheney will still be in the White House. More "purple hearts" my friends. Speaking of Purple Hearts, John Kerry lost his chance in the craziness of the election. Come on, he has a President's smile and the look while Bush and his wife reminds me of the family who hosted Hilton and Richie in the Simple Life. Meanwhile, Ralph Nader did not have much attention as this guy has yet again failed to bring in any votes. We all thought Florida might have a backlog but it was Ohio, New Mexico and Iowa who had a race that was too close to call. CNN noted Ohio as a green state but it did however sparked happiness in the Green party who really didn't win the area of interest. At the same time, God had sent four hurricane warnings to the Southern part of the USA to warn them if they screw this up again, they get more Cubans and Haitians on their doorsteps. We expect the US embassies around the world will have a ring of protestors wanting Kerry to win the elections. John Edwards as I said before looks dashing. Also, if Donald Trump ran for President, he would probably "You're Fired" the ex-President if he won. The weather tommorow in the US: New York - Silicon-rain, LA - Predator Ammo, San Francisco having heavy thougts, Dallas - partly cheating, Boston - kinda angry and in DC - too close to call between a Republican or a Democrat. That's it for fake news. I'm outta here.

Friday, November 05, 2004

First Of: Welcome to the Official Parodems Blog

Welcome to the Parodems Parody Blog. I will be talking all about the upcoming things that we here in Parodems are about to hit. Meanwhile, fake news will be posted here for keeps. So peace out homies